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Friday, June 09, 2006

JUST FOR THE FUN OF IT ....




A couple notices a pet-shop sign advertising CHRISTIAN PUPPIES. Their interest piqued, they go inside.

'How do you know they're Christian?' they ask.

'Watch,' says the owner, who tells one of the dogs, 'Fetch the Bible.' The dog runs to the table, grabs the Bible, and returns. Putting the Bible on the floor, the owner says, 'Find Psalm 23.' The dog flips pages with his paw until he reaches the right page. Amazed, the couple buys the dog.

That evening they invite friends over and have the dog do his routine. Impressed, one visitor asks, 'Does he also know regular commands?'

'Gee,' replies the husband, 'we didn't even ask.'

He tells the dog, 'Sit.' The dog sits.

'Lie down.' The dog lies down.

'Roll over.' The dog rolls over.

'Heel.' The dog jumps on the sofa, puts both paws on the owner's forehead and bows his head.

The wife exclaims, 'He's Pentecostal!'


YEAH!

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